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FRIDGE MAGNETS I TREASURE:

- Only boring women have immaculate houses
- I kiss better than I cook
- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it
- Avenge yourself. Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
- So its not home sweet home! Adjust!


SUBJECT: FW: FW: SYSTEM UPGRADE

Dear IT Helpdesk

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new programme ...

Just back from a few days in Leeds, visiting my sister-in-law, we went out last night to the bingo, yes I know I don't do bingo, but bingo is Michelle's one night out a week so I made an effort.

It was with trepidation that we pulled up outside the Gala Bingo Hall on the outskirts of Leeds. I didn't know what to expect, and all I wanted to do was blend in.

I entered the foyer of the building and approached the cashiers desk where an overweight man in a polyester Gala ...

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So what stuff have I got up to this week then? Well by far the most important event was that I discovered a fundamental flaw with 'ready meals'. Not that I live off ready meals that is, jeez, that would be lazy. The flaw is that once they have been cooked, the instructions say 'peel off the film lid'. So you go to peel off the film lid and only the rim pulls off. So then you get a knife and try and cut through the middle bit and it comes off in thin strips, covering your fingers in superheated

You may have noticed that we have a new theme. I made a boo-boo and instead of importing it as a new theme I merge it into our existing default theme, which in turn messed up all our other theme, so I'm afraid we are stuck with this one for the time being whilst I look for suitable alternatives.

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