Element: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less)

Physical Properties:
Generally round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties:
Very active.
Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Violent when left alone.
Able to absorb great amount of exotic food.
Turns slightly green when placed beside a better specimen.
Ages rapidly.

Usage:
Highly ornamental.
An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of wealth.
Probably the single most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


Element: MAN
Symbol: XY

Common Name(s):
Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!
Atomic Weight: 180 +/-100

Physical Properties:
Solid at room temperature, but easily gets bent out of shape.
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.

Chemical Properties:
Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage:
None really, except methane production.
Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.